Since the time , I have understood the word "Politics" , it hardly meant anything positive. Sometimes Its funny how politics is a common topic for eveyone in the world to discuss. You can have any two people in the world in a conversation , say about Obama , and they'd end up with opinions. Politics makes and breaks the world . But I am not writing this to enforce my opinion about poilitics, but just a collection of 10 things what I 've learnt about politics and politicians in India. Humor intended .. :-p
- Do not wear jeans,leather or anything else other than khadi but drive around in a BMW.. !
- .Attend all the functions as Chief Guest in your Constituency & say "We should encourage talent" and forget it ther!
- Encourage Woman power by assigning some of your property in your wife's name in-turn evade tax !!
- Get Daughter Married to a rich guy's son & Son to a Richer father's Daughter.!! Wedding shud have 700 gaurds !!
- Your main priority is to prove opposition wrong.. even if they are doing good to the country !!
- When a terrorist attack happens. "Condemn The Act " and forget it there !!
- if you are the opposition .. write a thesis of how incapable the Prime Minister is to rule the country !!
- 5 yrs tenure in parliament , Time to see the world in 5 yrs with family ..MakeYourTrip round the world !!
- Give the poor rice for 1 rupee.. He'll not think of earning the 2nd ruppee..
- Get efficient sleep !! in public functions and Parliament sessions !!
